No wonder this buffoon was never seen again. I mean, there’s always the possibility he’s naughtily trying to slip one off, but the guy’s face says he’s the type who struggles with the operating mechanics of Velcro. Bandaged from head to foot like a guy who tried to scam his insurance by getting his friend to run him down with a landspeeder in the parking lot of the local Safeway, Dengar can’t even wear shoulder pads right.
Rocking the dad bod before it became a fetish look for guys who simply gave up, Dengar is one of the human bounty hunters hired by Darth Vader to hunt down the Millennium Falcon in The Empire Strikes Back. It goes to show, if a person looks hard enough, they can find something in common with almost anyone. Which head goes with the corpse? Who knows? The only thing we know for certain is that this guy just really hates humans. His other balloon hand, conveniently out of frame, clasps the headless remains of a human. A weird spear dangling human heads, there’s something very heavy metal about wantonly hanging noggins in such a way as to make his weapon ungainly and useless for stabbing. His weapon is more interesting than he is. Every child who got excited as the camera barely passed over this guy as he stood in the background of Jabba’s Palace must have thought that this moldy Twinkie the Kid was almost as cool as Lobot. With the appearance of an overripe red-eyed banana with limp, gas station hotdogs for lips, this dork with baseball mitt-sized hands is exactly the type of character every kid wanted to see wrapped up under their Christmas tree. With a name like a Muppet Show lyric or a superhero based on a line of mid-range appliances, Amanaman is the type of bounty hunter who looks neither cool nor stands very well. Amanaman has learned how to get ahead in life.
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